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[Lyrics below]
This is a poem about constipation done in the Dr. Seuss style. I wrote this poem and this is my first attempt to make a lyrics-based Youtube video! I have many other poems i have written that i will be posting, or you can buy the book I wrote called "There's a Pain in my Brain" at the following link or on the Google Play Store
http://www.amazon.com/Theres-Pain-Brain-Medical-Poetry-ebook/dp/B00HPNY94S
Thanks! Hope you enjoyed it! Lyrics below:

I'm all blocked up,
I just can't ‘go’.
It's constipation,
Don't you know?

I always go, two times a day,
But now I sit, and there's no way,
That stuff is coming from my butt.
It must be that my colons shut!

It's on a long-term holiday.
The pooping urge has gone away.
I don't know if it's here or there,
But it's definitely not in my underwear.

Perhaps I'll find it if I eat,
More vegetable and grains than meat?
Or maybe it's never coming back,
This urge I felt between my crack.

I miss the good ol’ days, for sure,
When toilet trips were clean and pure.
‘Cause now I feel there is no class,
Of thrill I gather from my ass.

I'm going to go and buy some fiber,
And try to flush out my entire,
Gastro-intestinal tract.
I'll flush it out, and that's a fact.

I'll eat 1000 grams a day,
My swollen gut will go away.
And I will scream, and jump and shout,
When feces do come streaming out.

I just can’t wait to clear it out,
I cannot get enough of it.
I’m squatting, and I’m praying hard:
“Please god, I’d love to take a shit!”

I'm dreaming of a torrent brown,
That under me, comes streaming down.
Into the toilet, pot, or loo,
A massive, stress-relieving poo.

I'll be full of great elation,
When I cure this constipation!
Now, you may find this story heinous,
But it’s a tale straight from my anus.