Rehab Center for Fictional Characters

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music and lyrics by bo burnham

hey I’m Santa Claus,
I’m the king of snow
I hate my wife because
she is ho ho ho
She used to please me everyday
Then she made it clear
that Santa’s only s’pose to come once year
Now i buy whores
Rock n roll
and i stuff their stockings
with my north pole

I had a wonderful life
With a healthy household
and a beautiful wife
and a pot full of gold
then my wife spent my riches all by herself
and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf
now i drink all day
and a part of me dies
cause my wife’s gettin gangbanged
by the rice krispie guys

Everyday i get up, and i get to work late,
my boss says “hey whatsup?R

21;
i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shit
the kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat
“big pussy!” i cant argue with that
if another kid gives me frosted flakes
i swear on my life, ill eat his parents.

im the easter bunny hey im back
used to funny now im hooked on crack
heaps of heroine aint no joke
marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke
coooooke
drugs for life thats my plan
but now i have no attention sp…..

hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick
i think they got herpes from some irish chick

santa, tony, could you guys please stop?
oh snap…..crackle and pop

Comments

General Callous says:

Faggot shit! Why was this bullshit recommended on my homepage? What the
fuck did I watch to deserve this weird mutha fucka to be recommended on my
shit? 

Anna Kay says:

I remember watching this when it came out while I was in middle school. I
kind of understood it, but I never realized how bad it was, haha.

King Of Crows says:

+ozarkjuggalo Jesus is a fictional character…

Rocker5593 says:

oh ye if these guys are in rehab that means Jack frost, the devil, Satan,
Hades, Hydra, Dracula, Krampus, Père Fouettard, Namahage, Belsnickel, Count
Chocula, the fruit brute werewolf and the boogeyman should be doing just
fine lol 

Destin Harris says:

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This bear demands likes, you better give them to him!

Han Ly says:

I’m not religious. But athiest people are so freaking annoying!!!! U
don’t believe in Jesus, then fine! But what’s ur business with other
people’s belief? People believe what they believe!

Space Urchin says:

I’m drinking water right now.

ShyProdigy says:

So what was Tony addicted to?

Marly Duran says:

Bo Burnham is a national treasure.

Destiny Wiggins says:

Religious people r more annoying with there thoughts trying to make people
to believe in a god that doesn’t exist come on how gullible r people lmfao

mbd251 says:

this is why bo is hilarious

Millie Collins says:

Don’t ever die.

BillHicks420 says:

I smell influence of Tim Minchin and Stephen Lynch.

Trish Acosta says:

This guy is gonna be my death.

DonTheVaun says:

so many people hating on Jesus…….

Joe Bagelz says:

Itty bitty baby bo

blake turney says:

EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!!! JESUS IS REAL!!! HE MOWS MY LAWN!!! HE COMES EVERY
WEDNESDAY!!! really people… smh (for those idiots out there, this is
sarcasm. I have my own religious beliefs, but I’m smart enough to know it’s
a waste of time to argue with stubborn members of youtube.)

dancingdohl says:

This one’s still my favorite :)

NarwhalNukeYT | NUKE says:

Grrrrrowing tired of this shit

Lucas Herrera says:

Does anyone else think that he should do another one where St.Paddy goes
all out on Tony the Tiger and Santa Claus?

Jarrett Garcia says:

Please. + Two. Encore

katie farrell says:

That was too good really funny could not stop laughing! It would be funny
if at the end after Pat said “screw you” Tony would say “Your wife already
did” No? Well that’s just my humor

Dillon Pate says:

Dude bo i seriously wish i could see u in a concert or something i watch
what. Everyday and laugh everytime. Good Job and keep it up.

timebomb456 says:

who’s patrick o reilly

ZephyBlaze77 says:

Why was his voice DEEPER..?

Colton Missey says:

“I’ll eat his parents..”

bobbyw223 says:

wow i thought this was funny in high school…..

Curtis Broomfield says:

Good job on the first pube Bo 

Tippy Epic Fail says:

That was great xD you do awesome voices!

THEMONEYMANX says:

Am I the only one that thinks his voice for Santa kind of sound like Chris
Redfield

Forrest Hess says:

The Easter bunny is my nigga

Cassie H says:

Make a sequel!!

ToHeavenAndBeyond says:

the original After Ever After :3

Manuel Alvarado says:

Oh snap………crackle and pop

Landistus says:

i remember watchin this shit back in the day, and was like damn this video
has nice quality, now its like holy shit i cant watch it anymore

DolphonicAnarchy says:

240p ftw

Regasaurus Rex says:

“I am grrrrrrrowing tired of this shit”
Oh my god I love Bo..

Tanya Lemon says:

Do you get inspiration from Stephen Lynch by any chance?

Jessie Vesco says:

This is seriously like the best thing Ive ever seen

Nick Koons says:

Does anyone know the chords for this song?!

andrew simpson says:

why didnt he talk about jesus sugar proplem that put him and a comma for
you guessed it 3 days ohhhhhhh 

Dirtsaw23 says:

He should put this in his modern day act.

Ray Portillo says:

This is like jon cozart’s “after ever after” song on crack

Amitabh Kumar says:

Excellent Video! Apologies for butting in, I would appreciate your initial
thoughts. Have you ever tried – Dalletante Magic Growth Blueprint (Sure I
saw it on Google)? Ive heard some amazing things about it and my GF finally
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Dylan Connor says:

“i’m grrrrrrrrr-owing tired of this shit” i lost my shit

Scotty Black Music says:

when chris cringle got interrupted I couldn’t help but laugh

TheGamerPure says:

I dont get how he gets his voice like that!! its amazing! i love it

hunter waters says:

The things about this is that’s it’s funny asf but it’s sad asf at the same
time XD 

VenomsLight says:

Make part 2 

Courtney Cole says:

Lol that was hilarious oh snap! Crackle and pop i can’t stop laughing 

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