NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: http://tinyurl.com/2a3labw
my new CD, “words, words, words,” is here: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/words-words-words-deluxe-edition/id396588798
music and lyrics by bo burnham
hey I’m Santa Claus,
I’m the king of snow
I hate my wife because
she is ho ho ho
She used to please me everyday
Then she made it clear
that Santa’s only s’pose to come once year
Now i buy whores
Rock n roll
and i stuff their stockings
with my north pole
I had a wonderful life
With a healthy household
and a beautiful wife
and a pot full of gold
then my wife spent my riches all by herself
and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf
now i drink all day
and a part of me dies
cause my wife’s gettin gangbanged
by the rice krispie guys
Everyday i get up, and i get to work late,
my boss says “hey whatsup?R
i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shit
the kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat
“big pussy!” i cant argue with that
if another kid gives me frosted flakes
i swear on my life, ill eat his parents.
im the easter bunny hey im back
used to funny now im hooked on crack
heaps of heroine aint no joke
marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke
coooooke
drugs for life thats my plan
but now i have no attention sp…..
hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick
i think they got herpes from some irish chick
santa, tony, could you guys please stop?
oh snap…..crackle and pop
Faggot shit! Why was this bullshit recommended on my homepage? What the
fuck did I watch to deserve this weird mutha fucka to be recommended on my
shit?
I remember watching this when it came out while I was in middle school. I
kind of understood it, but I never realized how bad it was, haha.
+ozarkjuggalo Jesus is a fictional character…
oh ye if these guys are in rehab that means Jack frost, the devil, Satan,
Hades, Hydra, Dracula, Krampus, Père Fouettard, Namahage, Belsnickel, Count
Chocula, the fruit brute werewolf and the boogeyman should be doing just
fine lol
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This bear demands likes, you better give them to him!
I’m not religious. But athiest people are so freaking annoying!!!! U
don’t believe in Jesus, then fine! But what’s ur business with other
people’s belief? People believe what they believe!
I’m drinking water right now.
So what was Tony addicted to?
Bo Burnham is a national treasure.
Religious people r more annoying with there thoughts trying to make people
to believe in a god that doesn’t exist come on how gullible r people lmfao
this is why bo is hilarious
Don’t ever die.
I smell influence of Tim Minchin and Stephen Lynch.
This guy is gonna be my death.
so many people hating on Jesus…….
Itty bitty baby bo
EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!!! JESUS IS REAL!!! HE MOWS MY LAWN!!! HE COMES EVERY
WEDNESDAY!!! really people… smh (for those idiots out there, this is
sarcasm. I have my own religious beliefs, but I’m smart enough to know it’s
a waste of time to argue with stubborn members of youtube.)
This one’s still my favorite :)
Grrrrrowing tired of this shit
Does anyone else think that he should do another one where St.Paddy goes
all out on Tony the Tiger and Santa Claus?
Please. + Two. Encore
That was too good really funny could not stop laughing! It would be funny
if at the end after Pat said “screw you” Tony would say “Your wife already
did” No? Well that’s just my humor
Dude bo i seriously wish i could see u in a concert or something i watch
what. Everyday and laugh everytime. Good Job and keep it up.
who’s patrick o reilly
Why was his voice DEEPER..?
“I’ll eat his parents..”
wow i thought this was funny in high school…..
Good job on the first pube Bo
That was great xD you do awesome voices!
Am I the only one that thinks his voice for Santa kind of sound like Chris
Redfield
The Easter bunny is my nigga
Make a sequel!!
the original After Ever After :3
Oh snap………crackle and pop
i remember watchin this shit back in the day, and was like damn this video
has nice quality, now its like holy shit i cant watch it anymore
240p ftw
“I am grrrrrrrowing tired of this shit”
Oh my god I love Bo..
Do you get inspiration from Stephen Lynch by any chance?
This is seriously like the best thing Ive ever seen
Does anyone know the chords for this song?!
why didnt he talk about jesus sugar proplem that put him and a comma for
you guessed it 3 days ohhhhhhh
He should put this in his modern day act.
This is like jon cozart’s “after ever after” song on crack
Excellent Video! Apologies for butting in, I would appreciate your initial
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saw it on Google)? Ive heard some amazing things about it and my GF finally
unbelievably increased height and got taller with it.
“i’m grrrrrrrrr-owing tired of this shit” i lost my shit
when chris cringle got interrupted I couldn’t help but laugh
I dont get how he gets his voice like that!! its amazing! i love it
The things about this is that’s it’s funny asf but it’s sad asf at the same
time XD
Make part 2
Lol that was hilarious oh snap! Crackle and pop i can’t stop laughing