Weird Al Yankovic – Constipated with lyrics!

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lrics:
Uh huh, extra cheese.
Uh huh, Uh huh, save a piece for me.

Pizza party at your house,
I went just to check it out.
19 extra larges,
What a shame, no one came.
Just us, eatin’ all alone,
You said, “take the pizza home.
No sense lettin’ all this go to waste,”
So then I faced

Pizza all day, and everyday, there’s cheese ’round the clock,
Is gettin’ me blocked, And I sure don’t care for irregularity.

Tell me,
Why’d you have to go and make me so constipated
‘Cause right now I’d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated,
In the bathroom.
I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take a laxative or have my colon irrigated.
No, no, no.

I was feelin’ pretty down,
‘Til my girlfriend came around.
We’re just so alike in every way, I gotta say.
In fact, I just thought I might,
pop the question there that night.
I was kissin’ her so tenderly,
But woe is me.

Who would’ve guessed, her family crest.
I’d suddenly spy, tattoo’d on her thigh.
And son of a gun, it’s just like the one on me.
Tell me.

How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me if I knew she was my cousin we never would’ve dated.
What to do now?
Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes,
And move to Alabama where that kinda’ thing is tolerated.
No, no, no.

(no no)x11
(oooh)
I had so much on my mind,
I thought maybe I

’d unwind.
Try out that new roller coaster ride,
And the guide…

Said not to stand, but that’s a demand,
That I couldn’t meet, I got on my feet,
And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see!
Tell me!

Why’d I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it.
It’s such a drag now.
can’t eat, I can’t breathe, I can’t snore, I can’t belch or yodel anymore,
Can’t spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated.
Oh no!

Why’d I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated.
What a bummer.
I can’t blink, I can’t cough, I can’t sneeze.
But my neck is enjoyin’ a pleasant breeze now.
Haven’t been the same since my head and I were separated.
No, no, no.

Comments

Christa-chan Kies says:

I’m… loving this song XD

MisterTanooki (old) says:

Nintendcaprisun brought me here!

LorienEdits Espino says:

Finally! I found this song…

Jade Fransia says:

Why you gotta be so constipated!

Ray Flames says:

AMV Hell 4

Timeless Koopas says:

I think most people came here because of NCS! I’m one of those people

King Harkinian says:

IN THE BATHROOM!!! Thumbs up for NintendoCaprisun!

Captain Ty says:

lol

Timeless Koopas says:

0.50 is the best part 

kraftykritter10 says:

LOL i actually had this as a ringtone a couple of yrs ago… my drs office
told me to not answer it after they hang up so she can let her co-worker
listen to it lol… i later took it off hahahaha!

HailG3 says:

I tried to sing along but it was impossible… I was just laughing too much

JBshotJL says:

Free pizza for life.

Gyarrekshi says:

ya know, “IN THE BATHROOM !”

Xboxking98 says:

Im from Alabama…. But its still funny!!!!!! XD

editspoofproductions says:

IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!!

madanosnah says:

@homies2531 Complicated by Aviril Laveen or something.

jackbauer6543 says:

0:57

XPeachbugX says:

this is never to forget…….. EVER TO ME

Brian Hefferon says:

@Un0nymous ….. no

Alfonso ST says:

Yup, I’m here thanks to Caprisun

niicakes says:

this song is just too amazing.

Stacy2548 says:

this is an awesome song and its so funny!! :)

STAYNDEBOKZRZ says:

@Dethenger IN THE BATHROOM!!!! Is an in-joke from subscribers of a youtube
member named NintendoCaprisun.

Michael Cherup says:

Ya Know IN THE BATHROOM!!!

TheMazze92 says:

pizza all day its gettin me blocked

thesjwshesaid says:

Ya know… IN THE BATHROOM

SuperDeathBear says:

ya know in the bathroom

BrookelsBe says:

I was singing this… IN THE BATHROOM!

mari omari says:

HAHA! Even Worse!

K2isAWESOME says:

waiiit what song is this making fun of?

Jim Benjamin says:

Best part is 0:57 to 0:59

IcedNinja1 says:

Ironically everytime I listen to this song, I just happen to be eating a
deep pan peporoni pizza.

reclapse says:

coool

1autobotbumblebee says:

I usually hate parodies, but Wierd Al’s are awesome. LOL

DungeonPioneer says:

YOU KNOW IN THE BATHROOM

MiguelXTulio says:

hey,I heard Avril Lavigne made a parody of this..

Mischifer6 says:

Oh lordy, yes.

airmaster123 says:

im here for escaflowe abriged

drcasper24 says:

i like amish paradise cool rythm

SpaceMann says:

@HunterBloodShed a complicated song.

moh1612 says:

Yes Al you’re amazingggggggggg

PoeticShark says:

OMJ. This song makes me smile so wide it hurts.

x6GreenDayLover6x says:

This guy is a parody genius!

CpProducerTv says:

This songs called A Complicated Song… Not Constipated… Why are people
making that mistake all the time!

marmike300 says:

i keep hearing the DING

bloodocean07 says:

IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!! (NintendoCapriSun tribute)

CVcivilrights says:

@shadoworsonic so complicated, avril larvine…or how eva the fuck ya spell
her last name…

kega090 says:

IN THE BATHROOM!

GeminiZeroX says:

IN THE BATHROOM

tomroxudont2 says:

@Turtledude212 Yes!

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